How to Function Without Any Sleep
Aka: The Parent’s Survival Guide
We’ve all heard the phrase “sleep like a baby,” but let’s be honest—babies don’t sleep. So how are we supposed to function when we’ve barely caught any Zzz’s ourselves? The answer is simple: You don’t. But hey, you can survive—maybe even thrive—on those precious few hours of shut-eye. Here’s your ultimate survival guide to conquering the day with one eye open and a lot of caffeine.
1. Embrace the Power Nap (Yes, It’s Possible)
You know how your baby can fall asleep anywhere, at any time? Channel your inner baby. Find a moment—whether it’s during nap time, a car ride, or that rare time when your baby is actually playing contently in their crib—and take a power nap. Even 10-15 minutes can do wonders to re-energize you for the next round of parenting.
2. Coffee, Coffee, and More Coffee
We all know it, we all love it: coffee. In the fight against sleeplessness, coffee is your trusty sidekick. But, pro tip: hydrate with water, too! Coffee can’t be your only liquid fuel source (unless you want to end up jittery and more tired than before). Balance your caffeine intake with a healthy dose of H2O.
3. The Joolz Stroller: Your New Best Friend
You know what they say: a tired parent is a stroller's best friend. The Joolz stroller is built to make your life easier, and when you're running on empty, that’s exactly what you need. The smooth, easy-to-push design means fewer toddler meltdowns during walks, and the spacious storage means you don’t have to juggle bags, snacks, and everything else while trying to keep your eyes open. And the best part: a quick stroll outside often does wonders to get your baby to sleep within minutes!
4. Dance Party to Wake Up
Is it an essential parenting move? Probably not. But it’s a fun, mood-boosting one: have a mini dance party! Put on your favorite song (or your kid’s favorite nursery rhyme, because let’s be real, you’ve heard that on repeat), and let loose for a couple of minutes. Your body will wake up, your mind will be distracted, and your kid will love you for it. Win-win!
5. Multitask Like a Pro (with a Little Help from Your Stroller)
The key to surviving on little sleep is embracing the art of multitasking—and a Joolz stroller can help! When you’ve got your little one in tow, do a little “2-in-1” action. Stroller walks can double as a mini workout or errand run, so you can get out, get moving, and check things off your to-do list. It’s efficient, it’s energizing, and it gives you a little space to breathe.
6. Delegate (Because You’re Not a Superhero)
You’re already juggling a million things—don’t be afraid to ask for help. Whether it’s your partner, a friend, or a family member, delegate tasks and trust others to pitch in. No one can do it all on their own, and sometimes, sharing the load (even just a little) is the secret to surviving on minimal sleep.
7. Prioritize What Matters
When you're running low on sleep, your priorities are about to get a little clearer. Let go of anything that's not a necessity, and focus on what really needs to get done. Is it laundry? Or is it spending time with your baby? Choose wisely. And if you need a little extra help, your new Joolz ride can always help you breeze through errands with ease.
8. The Real Secret: Laugh It Off
Here’s the thing: Parenthood is tough. Sleepless nights can be draining, and there will be moments where you feel like you’re at your wit’s end. But if you can find humor in the chaos, you’re halfway there. Whether it’s a funny parenting meme or a good laugh at your baby’s latest “first,” laughter is the best medicine when you're running on empty.
